Looks like it could be used for sucking something else also…
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Is it what I’m thinking chat?

cicciograna on
Do not even think of it.
Cokejunes on
It can’t be that bad, right?
Solivagant23 on
Forbidden Fleshlight
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barkrin on
Every time this is posted, to the comments I go….
jaylek on
No stings, no bites ya say..?
ksigley on
Nothing will reverse climate change except enacting legislation upon those responsible for creating it in the first place.
Necrolust1777 on
STOP! Don’t even think about it!!!! You know who you are!!!
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Do not the salp
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I really hate this “thing absorbs carbon = saves the planet”. The problem with carbon is we are pumping it out of the ground and releasing it into the atmosphere. Having any plant or animal absorb carbon just moves that carbon into something that is currently alive. This is literally trees.
You could remove millions of tons of carbon from the atmosphere by creating billions of weird jelly fleshlight fish, then you would just have to, what, keep making more of them? While we continue to pump more carbon out of the ground?
So, then what? You make billions more of fleshlight shaped jelly creatures and scatter them all over the world. How does that save the world?
Any living thing that absorbs carbon emits it somehow. Its the cycle of life. Everything eventually dies. The only way to sequester carbon in a living thing is by increasing its population and then maintaining that population.
This is a dumb post and a dumb article (and an even dumber comment, I already know)
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Oh well *opens comments*
Looks like it could be used for sucking something else also…
Is it what I’m thinking chat?

Do not even think of it.
It can’t be that bad, right?
Forbidden Fleshlight


Every time this is posted, to the comments I go….
No stings, no bites ya say..?
Nothing will reverse climate change except enacting legislation upon those responsible for creating it in the first place.
STOP! Don’t even think about it!!!! You know who you are!!!



Do not the salp

I really hate this “thing absorbs carbon = saves the planet”. The problem with carbon is we are pumping it out of the ground and releasing it into the atmosphere. Having any plant or animal absorb carbon just moves that carbon into something that is currently alive. This is literally trees.
You could remove millions of tons of carbon from the atmosphere by creating billions of weird jelly fleshlight fish, then you would just have to, what, keep making more of them? While we continue to pump more carbon out of the ground?
So, then what? You make billions more of fleshlight shaped jelly creatures and scatter them all over the world. How does that save the world?
Any living thing that absorbs carbon emits it somehow. Its the cycle of life. Everything eventually dies. The only way to sequester carbon in a living thing is by increasing its population and then maintaining that population.
This is a dumb post and a dumb article (and an even dumber comment, I already know)


Straight to the comments


https://preview.redd.it/yoboadof9dag1.jpeg?width=1284&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=9c0aaa23fc9bc42d02d6980cbfdaaab8ba1100c1

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*Stop thinking about it, sicko.*
https://preview.redd.it/u4zalo8gadag1.jpeg?width=1170&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=f02055eaced98296490d0df7d002ffe5f42935ca

Salp-ussy

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Just gonna ignore that huge shark in the back..?
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Thetys_vagina
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https://i.redd.it/lk8yexhtddag1.gif

That’s the insert for my fleshlight.
https://i.redd.it/al6kr3m4edag1.gif
Ok. We need silicon replica of that creature, for the sake of science of course.

https://preview.redd.it/bejc5rf4fdag1.png?width=1440&format=png&auto=webp&s=16f9a733cfef14f1bc71e67127a7e1622a6dd756
https://preview.redd.it/jqkfm2t2gdag1.jpeg?width=717&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=f4de698940f458ef2fff9b7f2eabcb990a78460b
I knew exactly where this comment section was headed without even watching the video ðŸ˜
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